it was 3.am and it was as quiet as an exam hall except for the loud wind whistling over lembah beringin. Megat and the others arrived at the rendezvous point as planned. i swallowed my last chicken nugget and walked up to him, "you dont have to do this," i whispered in fear of the guards hearing us. i could see from the look on megat's face,he realised the consequences of this mission, his scholarship could be revoked, stripped off his house-captainship and a criminal record that wouldn't really look nice with his ucas form. with all our ucas forms.
nadeem lead the first battalion of junior topazians silently pass the it lab corridor. i got a text message from amir harris, the seniors are waiting at the guard house. somehow fez managed to sneak up behind one of the guards and cleanly executed the masterlock while radhie knocked out the female guard with his beak. me and zameer were hanging from the aircond vent (i didnt know we had one of these) in the accounts department, avoiding the laser sensors. all the junior topazians somehow managed to form a human ladder (it was mindbogglingly awesome i swear), and lifted nadeem onto the college roof. as one of the guards flashed hi light towards the rc, a myriad of poisson tipped arrows blocked out the moon and bathed the guard with authentic sarawakian venom. "shhh, we observe complete silence" hazman exclaimed as he gave OG a hive five. everything was going according to plan. we managed to put down three guards while still maintaining our ninja-like swagger. me and zameer were struggling to balance ourselves mid air, we were supported by the rope they used during life savers club meet.
the body of the guard recently taken down by hazman and his team of sarawakian headhunters was pulled into a nearby AHU room. a junior diamonder i of whom failed to learn his name took the keys out his pocket. it opened the the power room where keri did his magic. a few wires were cut here and there and poof, the laser sensors were gone. zameer and i were lowered onto the accounts department floor. we rummaged through the drawers, the cabinets, the files. "eureka," zameer exclaimed. the key to the exams office. ^_^
we broke into the exams office at 3.25 am. it was dark and quite except for the x-pax advertisement playing on the prepaid vending machine outside. we hacked into the college system in a matter of seconds. sweat was pouring profusely across my forehead. my fingers hammered the keyboards as cool green glowing binary codes flashed across the screen.
exactly at 3.30am nadeem fired a red flare form atop the college roof. sam burst through the gates with the seniors in his escalade. i lifted my kain pelekat and ran across the orde cosmos and into the car. sam floored it. we were home free.
then i woke up. i was on my bed in my room p-11-b. double six, single three. no adin singing in the toilet. no rushdan and chaq in aqil's room, doing their bio homework. no radhie to greet you when you pass p-10. no fikri swabbing his booger on your arm. no arvind in his bermuda shorts having breakfast at the dh. no jahar to cut your hair. no blonde to blondify your life. this is the KY i wake up in now. so i went back to sleep, hoping i would dream about chicken nuggets. rather that than 2 blocks of malaysian studies.
